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[Badly Drawn Dawg Series 3]

Too much stupidity

The other horribly drawn dawgs weren't drawn as well, but they were funny for the short amount of time they lasted. This series just isn't meant to extend into 3 episodes. I like stupid humor, but there is only so much I can take before it starts to mentally retardate me.

If submitted separately I would have rated each of them higher, but there are just too many badly drawn dawgs in this.

Splapp-me-do responds:

Meh. Every series of BDD has 3 episodes. These are just longer >:c

[super bunny one]

Confused

I have no idea what is going on. First there is a guy, then a screaming (dead?) hamster. Then later a bunny comes flying through the streets to beat up that guy.

Now unlike some of the people here, I think the animation is good (maybe the graphics could use some love). I just think you need to work on the plot. Work on it a lot. Maybe show someone else the movie and ask them if they can describe the plot (without your help).

FireNuke responds:

thanks, you make a vail point compared to most idiots who just shout OMG THIS SUCKS. thanks and ill get right on it.

[DD II : The Revenge]

Awesome

The movement and the attacks were great. It was nice to see an animation that didn't reuse the same shitty attack moves for 7 minutes.

rebaz responds:

yeah, i know...i hate it.when movie's have the same attacks all the time..thats why my movie's have always a different attack..everysecondXD
(except for the Cyclone kickXD)

glad ya liked it =D

[Hey You - Pink Floyd]

Don't speak--

I really loved the plot and direction of the animation, but the bad lip sync really ruined it for me.

I know its a bitch AND boring, but try using graphics for lips if its too tedius.

Svend-1 responds:

there's been mixed reviews about the lip-sync... i'll try what you said.

[12.3 seconds of violence]

Ooo, nice

The animation is very slick and smooth flowing. Just too damn short.

pyro786 responds:

Thanks. I know its too short.

[Megaman's Massacre]

:P

Told ya it would get a 3.90+

Psycosis91 responds:

Damn you and your ability to see about 13 and a half hours in the future.

[R&F Christmas Special!]

No one else seems to be complaining..

But when the movie loads, the song starts. And then when you hit play the song starts again, so that you have 2 versions of the same song playing over eachother.

Other than that, the movie was just too short compared to the last few I have seen. I watched again to see if I missed something while trying to find out what was wrong with the audio, but to no avail.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

same. i don't understand what the hell is wrong with the actionscript.

i tried fixin it so many times but i can't get it still...

[The Future (5SOP)]

Blarg Varg

That conveyer belt needed a more definitive texture, the rock thinger looked like it was "floating" across instead of being carried by the belt.

K, rest was good :P

orb responds:

Yeah, well I had a bitch of a time making the texture move at the same rate as the object, because of the odd way I had all the animation set up, so I trashed the idea.

[Lost Rhapsody]

????

I'm sure this would be more entertaining if I had any idea what that show was.

High graphics score for nicely edited cut-outs :P

CapnBob responds:

Yes, it is quite inaccessible to people who aren't familiar with the source material. I apologize for that. Thank you for recognizing the amount of work that went into editing the cut-outs!

[All NG Fads Die!!! 3!!!]

Meh

Did not like this all too much, so many random deaths, no real point. Be more interesting if maybe there was a mission set-up, and each author was sent to kill off a "certain someone", then the shorts that follow showed how each author finished his mission (more or less killing the target within his own show while it is being shot on film).

And I hope you don't drag this out too much, as you seem to be missing the point of your own series.

MACception responds:

(Mark as "Abuse" if you want free whistle points, 'cause this will be removed.)